Another Rant for 2011

I’ve been hyping up yet another rant to my clients and gym members for a couple of weeks now.  If you’re easily offended, GOOD.  We all need a swift kick in the butt to make us stay focused on our goals, especially this time of year. Let’s do this. First of all, let’s start with this.  If you ask about a plateau and say the words, “I know it starts with nutrition”, and then you proceed to “check in” on Facebook at Fat Joe’s BBQ Grill and Bar, then you DON’T know it starts with nutrition.  Your head isn’t in the game, so just understand you will not lose fat until you have some kind of nutrition plan in place.  I don’t care if it’s low-carb, intermittent fasting, calorie cycling, Continue reading…

C'mon Man!

I am going to see about perhaps doing a weekly post called, “C’mon Man – Gym Edition”.  That’s how  much I love “C’mon Man” on Monday Night Football.  That’s how I roll.  Here’s the deal.  I want you to comment below on what you saw last week in the gym that made you say, “C’mon Man!”.  Let the games begin… I saw a dude come in the gym every day last week and you know what he worked every single time – his chest. C’MON MAN Soccer Moms who spend 2 hours on their arms and then cardio C’MON MAN When someone talks to me about wanting to lose fat, but they say, “I’m willing to be consistent at the gym, but I like my food so I’m not going Continue reading…

Randomness

Just some Friday randomness… enjoy! Random Recipe – 1 scoop of chocolate protein powder – 1 medium apple In a bowl, add the protein powder and just enough water to make the powder a “pudding-like” texture.  Add the water slowly and mix well.  It takes less than you think.  Cut the apple into slices and dip the apples in the “chocolate sauce” You’re welcome. Random Finisher – Steal a barbell from the dudes that are doing 20 sets of bench presses Do the following circuit twice AFTER your workout, resting for 30 seconds between circuits.  Also, don’t be afraid to to use less weight if a barbell (45 lbs) is too heavy. 1) BB Front Squat (15) 2) BB Bent-Over Row (15) 3) BB Romanian Deadlift (15) 4) BB Military Continue reading…

Why You're Not Losing Fat

I’m about to go off, so if you’re easily offended or you want me to be politically correct, then don’t read this.  Or you can read it, cry and then grab some tissue, but just don’t ask me for any.  I’m not going to give it to you.  This is my “fat loss tough love”. I’ve heard all the excuses before.  I can’t eliminate them because that’s up to you.  Everyone has their own way of dealing with excuses.  I know clients that can have Girl Scout cookies in their home and only have 4 cookies a week.  If I had Girl Scout cookies in the house, I would eat 4 per minute.  That’s just me.  I have to keep them out of the house. So if you can’t keep Continue reading…

FREE Stuff and a Rant

Let the games begin… if you’re easily offended, then read on because that’s the way uh-huh, uh-huh I like it. At the end, you’ll see a link to a “Travel Workouts” program I put together for you because 1) I’m basically kinda awesome, and 2) alot of people might be going out of town next week with Memorial Day approaching, so I wanted to offer you a chance to stay lean with quick, yet effective workouts. The price of the program is 1 virtual fist pump. Yes, 1 virtual fist pump. You can email a picture of your fist pump, or I can just take your word for it that you gave me one on your computer screen. Quick Note: If you are in the metro-Atlanta, GA area and you Continue reading…

Why Do You Hate "Hump" Day?

Happy Hump Day!  First of all, let’s get this out of the way.  Why are Wednesdays called, “Hump Day”?  That’s kinda weird to me, but whatever.  If you’re in a job that you hate so much that you even look forward to the middle of the week to say you’re halfway there, then I suggest looking for another job.   I know, I know.  “Easier said than done”, you say.  But the way I look at it is you take one step back to take two steps forward.  Take me for example; I used to work at a big corporate company behind a desk for 8-10 hours a day.  I left that job to go work for my Dad, which was 42 miles away.  I went from an 18 mile Continue reading…

Alright boys and girls.  This post is in two parts.  Part one is fast, easy recipes that I have collected from other trainers, fitness enthusiasts and my clients/readers.  I’m a simple kind of guy.  I like things that are easy to make.  So I hope you find the recipes useful.  Then, part two is a rant.  It’s been a while RECIPES “Protein Pudding” 1-2 scoops of chocolate protein powder 1 tbsp of natural almond or peanut butter Mix the above ingredients with just enough water for a “pudding-like” texture “5-Minute Hummus” (A friend on facebook shared this one) Click here for the 5-minute hummus —–> 5-Minute Hummus “Protein Yogurt” 1/2 scoop of vanilla protein powder 1.5 cups of vanilla greek yogurt 1 tbsp chopped walnuts or pecans Mix the above Continue reading…

Oh boy, here we go.  “Ahh yeah, it’s a new year and I’m going to look dead sexy this summer because I’m going to go to the gym 7 days a week every day until I am vacationing in Paradise City, you know… where the grass is green and the girls are pretty”. 3 weeks later … “Hmmm, this losing fat thing is kinda hard.  Hours and hours of cardio isn’t doing much for me.  It’s alot easier to watch ‘Friends’ on the Tivo.  Oh well, maybe next year.” You have no idea how good that felt to get that out of my system.  Please, please PLEASE don’t be one of “those” people.  Now to continue on my rant… 1. Here in Atlanta, GA, most people were “snowed in” for Continue reading…

Random Rant and a Free Gift

It’s Christmas.  It’s a time of giving, sharing, and family.  But in Mikey’s world, it’s also a time for ranting.  I’m drinking a drink called, “Speed Stack Pumped” as I write this, so brace yourself.  I’m “tweaking” my 12-week program coming soon (hopefully), and I’m doing a run-through today.  While it’s kicking in, why not rant? 1. Country Christmas songs… I honestly think they are terrible.  I love Christmas music, but when it’s done “country style”, it irritates me.  “That thar new born kang was uh born in that thar manger”.  C’mon already!!  Really?? 2.  Who in the world made the executive decision to write “the Ox and Lamb kept time”??  Were they special animals with rhythm?  Did they use a stop watch?  How does this happen??  It’s messed up, Continue reading…

Dismiss the Excuses

“I’m too old.” “I’m too young”.  “It’s too late to get started”.  “I don’t have time”.  I’ve heard them all.  They are called “excuses”. This is what I call a “tough love” post.  It’s time to put away the excuses and instead, find solutions.  I’ve worked with many clients from different backgrounds.  I once trained a 75-year old man about 3 years ago.  Do you know what his words were to me?  He said, “I figured it ain’t too late to get healthy”.  I also have a client in her sixties I’ve had for over 3 years that can do burpees, squat thrusts, DB swings, mountain climbers among other “good times” moves like it’s a walk in the park. She sure didn’t get there overnight.  She went through a journey. Continue reading…

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